Hey guys, it's me. Despite popular belief I'm actually not dead or in cryogenic sleep, although a couple of those assassination attempts almost got me (Always sleep with a blade hidden under your pillow, kids).

But in all seriousness, I have to apologize about disappearing like that a while back. It wasn't my intention just to leave you all hanging, but when family hits a real rough patch, you have to chose your priorities carefully. And unfortunately, DA was something I had to put on the back-burner for a while (albeit much longer than what I wanted or anticipated).

But that's not to say that I don't value you guys. Because I do. And that's why I'm letting anybody out there know that I'm back.

... Just not on this account.

My new account is so check it out if you have the time. It'll probably have more variety than this account did, but rest assured that it's still me!

So for real, this is probably the last time I'll do anything on this account. But the gravy train is rollin' once again!

SO NOW YOU KNOW.

AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE.

G-I JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!

*rides away on a unicorn*